Clutch Hitting, Etc.
Rob Neyer has written
another great
article about clutch hitting or, rather, the misconception that "great clutch hitters" actually exist outside the realm of "great hitters". That is to say, hitters who are otherwise not much with the stick who magically become rakers when batting in "clutch situations" (deemed by the
Elias Sports Bureau to be any at-bat after the sixth inning with your team trailing by no-more-than three runs), aka LIPS (
Late
Inning
Pressure
Situations).
I won't attempt to reiterate what Rob has already said better than I could hope to, so I'll just let you read his articles. Needless to say, if you've watched any of the World Series thus far, you've undoubtedly heard the likes of
Tim McCarver and
Joe Morgan (aka
Tweedledee and Tweedledum) ramble on about how such-and such is a great clutch hitter, and how whats-his-name really steps it up in October. It's hogwash, the whole lot.
Much the same way I went to sleep after the Yankees tied game 7 of the ALCS, I got my nap on after the top-o-the-ninth last night when
U3 blew a two-run-lead on a pinch-hit triple by major-league-retread
Ruben Sierra (whom
Jon Miller has taken to calling ru-BEN, placing the emphasis on the BEN instead of the RU). I resigned myself to another Yankee world series victory, acknowledging that these are games that the Yanks always win. Much to my surprise, I awoke Christmas morning to find that the mighty fish (or as
old-man-Gammons calls them the
Phish, aka the
yerk-toting frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys) had pulled it out.
A-Gonz The Younger's turn as
Aaron Boone's national league human-out-maker counterpart came to a (temporary) halt when he launched that liner over the short wall in left-field. It reminded me a lot of
Mr. McGwire's #62 in '98, just clearing the fence at
Busch Stadium. Regardless,
Jeff Weaver is once again the
loneliest Who in Whoville, assuredly banished to
Joe Torre's doghouse.
I'm beginning to think this blogging would go a lot faster if I didn't have a link on every third word. Nevertheless, I think Game 5 is a pretty big one for Florida. Aside from facing the prospects of having to win Games 6 and 7 at Yankee Stadium, they would have to put up a decent effort against
Andy Pettitte, which has been easier said than done this postseason. I think they can definitely get to
David Wells, and a
Josh Beckett/
Mike Mussina Game 7 will be a crapshoot regardless. Bottom line: I think the Marlins have a pretty decent shot at not becoming
Victim #27. By decent, I think probably 3:1 or 4:1.
Either way, I'm just hoping for a great three games (and by "great three games" I mean "Marlins in 7").