Heyman On Crack
Here we go again. It's bad enough when rag-toters like Jon Heyman are bashing the Mets. It's far worse when they go around trying to fix the Mets.
In his
latest installment, he suggests the Mets would be interested in Devil Rays' manager Lou Piniella. Fine, I'll bite. The Mets failed to land Sweet Lou two years ago when the Mariners made him available, mostly because the trade cost was to high. They wound up signing Art Howe and Piniella went to Tampa in exchange for Randy Winn. Lou would be a good kick in the pants for the Mets, so I'll endorse his recruitment.
The problem, of course, is the cost, and that problem is two-fold. Firstly, the Mets would have to eat the remaining two years on Howe's deal, plus pay top-dollar for Piniella. Beyond that, Tampa will surely demand a prospect or two. Who does Heyman suggest the Mets offer?
Piniella engineered his trade out of Seattle two years ago under the pretense of going home and probably isn't inclined to publicly get the ball rolling again. It's a delicate situation for Tampa, too, which has written its advertising campaign around its lone star (its manager) and would surely insist on a haul. In keeping with Tampa's desire to employ the teen-aged, we suggest offering pitcher Yusmeiro Petit and outfielder Lastings Milledge, both 19.
Emphasis is mine. So is the vomit in my mouth. Get f!@#king real, Heyman. And who's the "WE" that Heyman insists on throwing under the bus along with himself?
Mets try to make it two-in-a-row tonight as they host the Phillies at home.
Go Phils!